The Amazing VanderHawk's
Instant Dreamer Profile®

For a limited time, the Amazing VanderHawk is offering his amazing services to you, the common man (or common woman).
By simply filling out the Instant Dreamer Profile®, you will receive a lengthy, detailed, individualized and personally autographed response of who you are and what your dreams might mean.
But, in order for the form to be properly processed, you MUST complete the entire profile, exactly as instructed.

(For your safety, the personal information you submit will be encoded so no one will be able to intercept it and use it for evil purposes.)




My Name is:

I live in the city of:

My occupation is:


The two best words to describe my personality would be:
(must select at least two)
Bubbly
Warm
Outgoing
Quiet
Thoughtful
Confused
Tough
Tender
Angry
Bitter
Resentful
Fearful
Forgiving
Loving
Horny
Sweaty
Creepy
Depressed
Paranoid
Psychotic
Well-Balanced
Not Sure


I sometimes dream about:
(must select at least two)
Flying
Falling
Slipping
Sliding
Being Chased
Being Followed
Being Chased, Then Being Followed
Being Naked
Being Naked In Public Places
Being Naked In Private Places
Being Naked And Playing With Private Places
Being Laughed At
Being Yelled At
Being Laughed At And Then Being Yelled At
Being Injured
Injuring Someone Else
Being Someone Else
Being Someone Else, Then Turning Into Someone Else
Arms Turning Into Putty
Legs Turning Into Putty
Legs Turning Into Stumps
Front Teeth Turning Into Fingers
Teeth Falling Out
Arms, Legs, And Teeth Falling Off And Or Out


I am presently:
(must select at least one)
Single
Married
Divorced
Widowed



Now, to receive an instantaneous and personally autographed Instant Dreamer Profile®
from The Amazing VanderHawk, simply click on the 'Submit' button.







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